I am the Fact Sphere. I am the most intelligent sphere. I am a handsome sphere. Spheres do not exist. The recording you are about to hear was made in a submarine, which is superior to boats in almost every way. Borris in A Box is made of tungsten, which has the highest melting point of any metal. The podcast was performed by the Rockstar, Ranger Station, and Reevesman. As with everything they do, the podcast was performed while sleep-walking, and the participants later had no memory of the event. But I am an intelligent sphere. I am a handsome sphere. Spheres do not exist. It is my duty to share this recording with the world, because the Fact Sphere is always right.
The opening quote in this episode was taken from American Pie. The trillionth digit of Pi is 9. Pie does not exist. We will both die because of your negligence. This is a bad plan. You will fail.
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